

McGrillTwo Central American policemen drag Ted, an average American guy, onto stage and firmly place him in a chair.McGrill
TED: I’m telling you, I don’t know anything!
PACO: Shut up, American gringo! You will remember soon enough!
JOSE: Yes, soon enough!
TED: Don’t I at least get a phone call or something?
PACO: Oh, no. Not after the last guy. He spent three hours talking to some bimbo in Las Vegas. Phone bill was so high, I had to sell my sister!
JOSE: I miss Maria…
PACO: Ah, Maria…your eyes still shine in my heart. (becomes sad and angry) Damn you, Verizon! Anyti
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Theres a fine line between growing up and becoming boring. When you grow up, you still act stupid. You just pace your stupidity. When youre young and you dont give a fuck, you act stupid all the time. ~CliffyB
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